no oh my god noOh god yes!!!!!!!!
no holy shit
vriska why
Well, the first time included a lot of vodka, and we 8oth woke up not remem8ering the previous night.
So we decided on making it a memory. >::::)
He has a nice ass.
Why thank you, Miss Serket.
Dave, be nice.
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where is everyone
hello??
is everyone alive
do i need to arrange a corpse party for you all
i mean funeral
sorry
people tend to get unsettled when i say corpse party
i dont know why
i mean its not necessarily a bad thing
anyways
where did everyone go?
Sup little lady. Shit’s been pretty quiet lately. What did you say about a party?
reblogged from Ribbit.
suddenly he lets out a string of baby gibberish noises and his chubby fingers are spazzing in front of your face, trying to grab your signature glasses. “woah hey hey man, hands off the specs,” you pull back and try to keep him out of reach from your glasses.
wrong move.
his rosy little face contorts again, preparing to transition into crying territory and oh no, you’re not going through this again, so you take off your glasses hastily and say “ssh, ssh ok here, fine, you can try them on.” you carefully place them on his face, and he lets out the most delighted giggle you’ve heard from him yet, and you can’t help but snort. he looks pretty ridiculous, the glasses being way too big on his small, chubby face, but yet it feels kind of right.this is a really cute fic so farsHIT
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(Source: laughinacorner)
reblogged from LGBT Laughs
oh, and here’s a little bonus because that first photo is basically one of the best things i’ve ever drawn.
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bro is the best influence, it is him
[yes]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvyy2zGQm01r3us6mo1_500.jpg)
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His brother won’t let him try.
ahhh this is so beautiful <3
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Fill for the Kink Meme.
Prompt was Jade beatboxing to break tension between the Strider bros—
how the fuck do I write a rap?
Fuck— what am I even doing.
Read full Request: Here.
[guys.
GUYSSSS.]
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Christmas with Bro
I wanted to give comic dubbing a try, so YEA HERE YOU GO.
If someone knows the source of this comic, please send me a message so I can edit it in here! I feel bad not getting permission OR crediting for this dub.
[wow jasakfsd]
does this happen every year?
I could only tell him Santa wasn’t real once, sadly. I do, however, break a door every year and celebrate by beatboxing in lieu of giving him anything.
(Source: goldentot)
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ponyjunk-deactivated20120624 asked
9. failed my drivers test
No.
10. showered with someone else
Yes.
11. made someone cry
Yes.
12. broke someone’s heart
I don’t know.
13. rejected someone
Yes.
14. gotten rejected
Yes.
15. gone skinny dipping
No.
16. wished on a shooting star
Yes.
17. wished at 11:11
Yes.
18. wished on a eyelash
No.
19. wished on birthday candles
Yes.
20. had a wish come true
Yes.
discjockeyswag asked
26. had my heart broken
Yes.
27. made fun of someone for being fat
Yes.
28. cut myself
Yes.
29. liked more than one person at the same time
No.
30. kissed more than two people in one night
Yes.
31. found something valuable on the ground
Yes.
32. been bitch slapped
Yes.
33. been slapped
Yes.
34. been told i’m ugly
Yes.
35. been told i’m worthless
Yes.
36. slapped someone
Yes.
37. talked to someone via webcam
No.
38. had a virus on my computer
Yes.
39. had my butt slapped by someone i don’t know
Yes.
40. kissed someone i don’t know
Yes.
41. have a pillow pet
Do smuppets count?
0. kissed a different race other than myself
1. kissed a girl
2. kissed a boy
3. kissed in the rain
4. kissed on a ferris wheel
5. kissed underwater
6. kissed on new years
7. kissed under the mistletoe
8. kissed on 11:11
9. failed my drivers test
10. showered with someone else
11. made someone cry
12. broke someone’s heart
13. rejected someone
14. gotten rejected
15. gone skinny dipping
16. wished on a shooting star
17. wished at 11:11
18. wished on a eyelash
19. wished on birthday candles
20. had a wish come true
21. stayed up for more than 24 hours
22. had a sleepover with the opposite sex
23. slept in the same bed as the opposite sex
24. had a date to a dance
25. had a one night stand
26. had my heart broken
27. made fun of someone for being fat
28. cut myself
29. liked more than one person at the same time
30. kissed more than two people in one night
31. found something valuable on the ground
32. been bitch slapped
33. been slapped
34. been told i’m ugly
35. been told i’m worthless
36. slapped someone
37. talked to someone via webcam
38. had a virus on my computer
39. had my butt slapped by someone i don’t know
40. kissed someone i don’t know
41. have a pillow pet
42. said something i wish i could take back
43. broken up with someone
44. lost a friend
45. had a fight with someone over a guy
46. cheated on someone
47. someone cheated on someone, with me
48. sexted
49. gotten bullied via text/internet/calls
50. fell in love
(Source: cuh-rista)
nightmarionette asked
Oh. Yeah, sure, kid.
Birthday parties for babies are hella dumb. They can’t do math, so they’re not old enough to understand the concept of time or aging. They’re not even old enough to appreciate the virtue of free food and gifts, and the only enjoyment the kid derives from the celebration is the apparently endless wonder of shoving his fat little hands into the candle every time I turn around for five seconds.
But there’s also something charmingly ironic about devoting a whole celebration to someone who can’t understand it. And besides, it’s mostly a celebration on behalf of my bang-up job as a parent for keeping the kid (mostly) out of mortal danger for a whole year. (Which is why the cake is for me, obviously.)
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